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WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.


TAGS: cthulhu stay thirsty
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

GreyWolfe - June 21, 2011, 4:38 am, #220341
Loving the bendy straw. But am I the only person that notices the misconception that Cthulhu is one of the old gods? It's the high priest, not a god. lol Sorry, random thoughts at 3am. :D
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:01 pm, #220248
Cool poster. I think the text in the picture should have been underneath.. Just saying
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:17 pm, #220244
the bendy straw lol


CONFLICTED -


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by rerun

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm, #223750
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm, #223675
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm, #223627
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226925
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am, #226904
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am, #226898
True


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm, #218400
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am, #212369
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am, #212367
What is this pic from?


YOUR LAWN - I'm not touching it I'm not touching it


TAGS: ld says stay off
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - March 2, 2010, 6:07 pm, #161426
Apparently it's ok to drop a load on it...
Hakiu - March 2, 2010, 5:54 pm, #161420
5L all the way. Kudos.
Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm, #161406
EPIC! 5L
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm, #161405
Where're my Patriot missiles at...danged kids! 5L!
thatonechick - March 2, 2010, 3:03 pm, #161401
Fabulous!


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm, #62346
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm, #47969
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm, #47666
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm, #47648
clever


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm, #150204
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


SELF PRESERVATION - Zebra held little faith in Noah's "little project"




Sand Castles -




FATE -


TAGS: walk in walk out fate stay
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm, #243436

real nice. pls drop this over to http://www.motivationaltwist.com/ , our sister site


DISCO FEVER -


TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm, #199794

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN!




MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: d*** websense forcing phydeaux to stay up late motifaking
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:49 pm, #180471
Good! DOWN WITH SENSE..... I MEAN WEBSENSE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:38 pm, #180467
websense has been down all day
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:09 pm, #172176
TTH man you are on a facken roll. Another good one sir!


Got Your Nose! -


TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm, #250906
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am, #250901
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: stayyyy stayyyy crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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flint - October 10, 2010, 6:51 pm, #197720
This is very good, I like it, 5l


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am, #200599
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am, #200598

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm, #200455
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


SURVIVOR - EGYPT -




RERUN -




LIFE -




NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL -


TAGS: stayinthegame sinatra noquitting
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 9:00 am, #183541
Great one.


AGONY -




LITERACY PROGRAM -


TAGS: chipmonk learning stay in school
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am, #220104
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am, #220097
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh


CLIFF EDGE -


TAGS: stay away cliff edge the baddest man on the planet
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

forseti - September 16, 2010, 2:08 am, #194054
"30 Seconds To Mars - closer to the edge" get's a new meaning... 5 L
Sean - September 30, 2009, 12:14 am, #122764
You heard wrong. U2 is as popular as the Boomtown Rats shoulda been. Don't own or want a single U2 album (but Bono did earn his way into heaven for what he did for Joey Ramone). God I miss the Ramones. So there.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:11 am, #122761
I've heard The Edge rocks
1234 - May 7, 2009, 8:53 pm, #78647
>


PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -


TAGS: we can stay in a motel room next time separate beds i swear
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm, #224642
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am, #136040
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am, #136039
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am, #136038
Still love this one.


One-Legged Dog -


TAGS: dog collie one legged obedient stay
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:44 am, #251272
he'd have to if he ever wanted to h*mp your leg.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:43 am, #251271
My grandpa was from the Ukraine and always said "a one legged dog makes for a great stew!" or sumtin like that...teehee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:29 pm, #251255
Of course, Granddad was an alcoholic sociopath with violent tendencies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:28 pm, #251254
My Grandfather often said that "a one legged dog can lead the pack better than most"
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 11:13 pm, #251253
still, looks like he has a spring in his step
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:39 pm, #251250
Does that really well, has lots of problems with sit though.
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:38 pm, #251249
Nope, that was the runt from the same litter :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:06 pm, #251238
Stay. Good doggie.
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:34 pm, #251230
Answers to Lucky?


Mirrors -




Bring A Paper Along -


TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm, #248555
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am, #248547
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm, #248527
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am, #248524
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU -




IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spacedog

boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm, #171727
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am, #171639
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm, #171622
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm, #171616
My sentiments exactly...5/5


THE MAILBOX CONUNDRUM -




AMBITION -


TAGS: stay lazy crankyhead
Rating: 4.36/5

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crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:07 am, #197149
thanks RL, yes it is. =)
Neener - October 7, 2010, 8:33 pm, #197121
That pic is amazing.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:46 pm, #197119

is it written by you crank? nice poster


QUANDARY -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm, #169269
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm, #169267
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm, #169144
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


CHAGRIN ON ICE -




LIFE -


TAGS: lets just say i m staying in the 3rd qtr of my life
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:37 pm, #135919
Easier to just move to Vegas. 5L


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by giulio

1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm, #125587
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm, #120024
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm, #120013
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


RESTAURANT PARKING - As bad as the food




UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

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omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm, #115014
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


Preserve -


TAGS: calendar and stay off peons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 4:06 am, #262267
LOL! Almost HAVE to climb the fence, sit on the table, drink beer, eat messy food, have a smoke and have a good shag! 5L


Winter Wonderland -




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